If the Super Bowl was really for football fans, every year's halftime show would be the same: John Cougar Mellencamp, Bruce Sprinsteen or Kid Rock covering songs from Bon Jovi's Slippery When Wet as an attractive woman blows up household furniture with M 80s. In actuality, the Super Bowl is the Jerry Maguire of television events, pretending to be about football while catering to people who think a first down is something you pull off a baby goose. This year's show will feature Tom Petty, Paula Abdul and hopefully a few other things that were cool in the early '90s and now make us sad. But if you think this is the strangest lineup, you obviously don't remember . 10. Sting "Say, Goodman really looks like your average football fan: he's fat, whiskery and is a legitimate heart attack risk any time he's standing upright. Those slobs will love him." Goodman performed as part of the new Blues Brothers, an outfit that specialized in pissing on the grave of the late, beloved John Belushi. If there's one thing those slobs don't like, it's Dan from Rosanne dishonoring Bluto from Animal House. But you can never accuse the halftime promoters of doing anything half way. They also got professional Belushi legacy ruiner Jim Belushi in on the performance. Not only was this one of the worst Super Bowl halftime shows, it may have been the worst musical performance ever. 7. Enrique Iglesias Super Bowl XXXIV, 2000 "Let's really go after that Latino demographic this year. Jennifer Lopez is hot right now, but since football fans are primarily heterosexual men, they'd probably prefer to watch male pop singer Enrique Iglesias. Men seem to like that whole 'sensitive guy in a half buttoned shirt who always seems to be standing in a wind tunnel' thing." Heterosexual men hate Enrique Iglesias with a ferocity that is actually visible if the weather is cold enough. Not only does he make women everywhere slip off their chairs by passing within a one mile radius of a television camera, he flaunted his power by making out with whomever the most sexually repressed men were jacking off to that month. While Snopes claims that the statistic about the Super Bowl being a second Christmas for wife beaters isn't true, we wouldn't be surprised if it was true for this particular one. 6. Diana Ross Super Bowl XXX, 1996 You can look at the above picture and figure out why the New Kids were a bad match for the gridiron. What's amazing is that the people who scheduled the damn show knew it was a bad idea, too. CBS didn't even show the halftime show that year, opting instead to air an edited down version after the broadcast. Instead they showed news about the first war in Iraq. Take a moment to let that sink in. These days, the News doesn't even show news about the war in Iraq. It's admirable and all, but so are a lot of things that will get you fired so quickly you'll leave behind a hat spinning in midair. This marked the beginning of the, "Honestly we stopped giving a fuck" era of halftime show programming. 4. N'SYNC Super Bowl XXXV, 2001 "Okay, so the NKOTB performance went poorly, but that was a decade ago. Football has come a long way since then. Plus, New York fans and Baltimore fans will like this sassy, highly choreographed boy band more than that last one." If there's one thing a guy from Baltimore can't stand, it's a teenager with frosted tips and a denim vest who makes more money in one day than his entire union has in its pension fund. The show did manage some excitement: N'SYNC started the show by sprinting out of the tunnel, looking over their shoulders like they were being chased. For that brief, glorious moment, football fans were free to imagine that Tony Siragusa had caught the unmistakable scent of Axe body spray, and was going to burst out of the tunnel, run them down at the 20 yard line and eat them alive on national television. Instead, a gaggle of screaming teenage girls came running after them. We're not sure what happened next because we lost consciousness. 3. Gloria Estefan "Hey, her band's name is 'The Miami Sound Machine,' and that sounds like it could be the name of a legendary D Line or something. Also, the game's being played in Minnesota, and as everyone knows, nothing evokes a Northern Hinterland in the dead of winter like Gloria Estefan." Gloria Estefan is what you would get if the Taco Bell chihuahua impregnated Celine Dion. This halftime show was so bad that it was nearly beat in the ratings by a live episode of In Living Color. The next year the NFL spent millions of dollars to get Michael Jackson to perform, vowing to never again stake their claim on a washed up soft rock has been like Estefan. 2. Gloria Estefan, again Super Bowl XXXIII, 1999 "Not Gloria Estefan, she's the one who nearly got us beat by the fucking Wayans brothers back in '92. And that was when she was popular . Oh, hello Michael Irvin. Try some of your crack cocaine? Well, I don't see how that could be a bad idea . COUGH, COUGH . Estefan you say? Hmmm, football fans might just go for her emotional take on romantic adult Latin pop this time around!" 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Such forecasts are usually foolhardy, however; and it is likely anyone speaking of such an outcome during the interval when the two clubs had played out 45 dreary first half minutes on Sunday 24 October, 2004, would have been laughed out of St James'. But then again, surprises often lie in store on Tyneside. Events in the preceding couple of months had certainly resulted in a shock to the system for Robbie Elliott, speaking to Sky Sports this week from the west coast of America where he now works as a performance coach and expert with Nike and US Soccer. Three years after Sir Bobby Robson had brought him back to his native Newcastle from Bolton Wanderers on a free transfer, Elliott's mentor was unceremoniously sacked by Freddy Shepherd. The ambitious Magpies had dropped out of the top four in 2003/4, and Robson had then failed to win any of his first four league games in 2004/5. "Sir Bobby was the one that brought me back to Newcastle so I have had so much loyalty and respect for him," said Elliott. "It was tough, because it was so early in the season. Everything about it seemed strange we had just had the summer build up, the pre season training, the signings, and then he was sacked four games in. It was no time at all. Hindsight is a wonderful thing but looking back, I am still trying to fathom out why it happened at that point. "It is great in a way to think that we were disappointed with fifth place, which we were because we had a very good squad but the next season did not work out like everyone had hoped." "There was always a buzz around the club anyway," added Elliott, "but it always helps when you get on a run of form. When a new manager comes in, it is a time when players pick themselves up, because they have got to prove to the new boss that they are good enough. We went through that with Graeme." However, there were early signs of unrest, too. In his sixth game in charge, at Charlton Athletic, Souness hauled off goalscorer Craig Bellamy after just 66 minutes and the attending TV cameras picked up the Welshman's sweary reaction to being substituted, directed at his manager. The press picked up on the dissent immediately and throughout the next week, during which Newcastle won 1 0 at Panionios in the UEFA Cup, it was headline news. "The press are always looking for an angle, and there was something there between Graeme and Craig certainly," admits Elliott. "But the other angle to the Newcastle v Man City game on the Sunday was Kevin Keegan returning to St James' again. "The way the game was, ending 4 3, you expected to look up and see Kevin in our dugout instead. You think back to those days when he was Newcastle manager and it just seemed fitting that he was the opposition manager that day." That dull opening period was soon forgotten as Laurent Robert opened the scoring with a 49th minute free kick and within nine minutes, David James had fouled Stephen Carr in the box resulting in a penalty which Alan Shearer slammed home. But Shaun Wright Phillips the game's outstanding performer soon pulled a goal back after latching onto Danny Mills' pass down the right channel, and when referee Steve Dunn decided that Nicky Butt had fouled Robbie Fowler in the box, the latter brought City level at 2 2 midway through the second half, sliding in the spot kick to Keegan's obvious delight. There was no let up in the action though, as two minutes later Elliott got a glancing header to another Robert set piece and sent the ball past James, onto the far post and eventually over the line (aided by a combination of Richard Dunne's desperate defending and Shearer making sure). If Keegan had been happy earlier, Elliott was now ecstatic and out came the chicken dance. The defender explains: "The celebration was originally hatched with my old team mate, Andy Hunt, on an off season holiday in 1994, just for a bet! With Andy being a centre forward and me being a full back, and not really a starter, I gratefully accepted the wager that whoever netted first the following season would have to use that as a celebration. And in August of that year, I came on at Leicester and scored! After that, the celebration just stuck." But on 77 minutes, Wright Phillips scored again when Newcastle failed to defend a long throw from Sylvain Distin properly and it looked like the game would end in a draw only for Bellamy to pop up at the death with a cleverly taken volleyed winner from Olivier Bernard's pass. "The way Kevin used to play was attack loaded," says Elliott, "and we wanted to keep on that run under Graeme because we could not afford any more dropped points at that stage. Fortunately, we got Craig's goal in the last minute to finish it off." Souness was understandably delighted with the victory but staggered at his side's defending, telling reporters afterwards: "I had to remind my players I have had open heart surgery and there is no way I can have this every week." Newcastle rose to seventh on the back of that victory, but their form soon deserted them and they ended Souness' debut campaign in 14th, far from the top four finish that Shepherd had attempted to engineer by sacking Robson in the first place. Despite the arrival of Michael Owen in summer 2005, there was no discernible improvement the next season and the Scot was also dismissed in February 2006. "We had a treacherous run of injuries," said Elliott. "We became disjointed and it was not a great surprise when Graeme's time came to an end." Fast forward back to the present day, and Newcastle find themselves in eighth as they prepare to entertain free scoring title hopefuls City. After such a disappointing summer transfer window (the loan signing of Loic Remy from Queens Park Rangers aside), Toon fans are hoping for new arrivals but Elliott says: "The best bit of business would be to keep what they have. "Hopefully they can sign Remy and keep hold of the likes of Cabaye. Last season, we could not cope with the injuries that we had but this time we have been pretty lucky so far. And I believe when we have got our first XI out on the pitch, we can match up to anyone. "At this moment in time, things are good. I know a lot of people are unhappy about the Mike Ashley regime but to be honest, if you look at the current team, you cannot really complain too much. We cannot go out and spend loads of money so we need to support what we have. The main group of players we have is a very strong group." Away from his day job and his stateside support for Newcastle, Elliott's big passion is the 'Bike for Bobby' charity cycling event which returns to the city on Sunday, 8 June. In autumn 2012, Elliott and his friend, triathlete Phil Gray, completed an epic 3,500 mile ride across Europe, visiting Robson's former clubs Benfica, Porto, Barcelona and PSV Eindhoven before returning to Newcastle via Fulham and Ipswich Town. A local event followed in 2013 which raised even more funds for the Sir Bobby Robson Foundation, and with fitness plans among the New Year resolutions of many people, Elliott says this summer's forthcoming cyclosportive challenge is attracting even more interest. "There are three distances 40, 70 and 125 miles and all the information is on the website," he explained. "I've been blown away by the support of the riders who get involved. Everyone's been touched by the fight against cancer in one way or another, and there are so many different ways of helping. 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